There is one A.

Stranger: m or f
You: May I buy a vowel?
Stranger: no but you can kill yourself
You: A
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Hello, I'm Chris Hansen.

Stranger: Hi !! I'm 12 years old girl who looking for 12-16 boys or girl and one thing that I will ignore people who wanna talk about sex ! Thank you ... :)
You: I'm 21... 8D I'll still talk to you, though...
Stranger: okee
Stranger: :D
You: I have a van... And some candy... :D
Stranger: ah :(

HAHA ITS A CHICKEN JOKE

Stranger: Greatt r u corny???
You: Yes! :D I am corny. Why did the chicken cross the road?
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And now, I'm a dog!

Stranger: hi you a girl
You: I am? D:
Stranger: well i am a boy so this is good sweetypie
You: Wait... Wait... I'm a girl?
Stranger: are you u said it with a questionmark but i thought you meant like dugh retard
You: You can't call me a retard when you don't even know how to spell... =/ Retard...
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The day I got twenty bucks.

Stranger: Hey im 18 f and super horny, i love to be dominated...wat would u do to me, i go both ways
You: $20 says you're a guy. :D
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Creepy! :D

Stranger: im a horny guy looking for a horny girl that wants to see me jack off on webcam!!
You: Sure. :D But I'm a fat girl.
You: 8D I'll stare at you with a creepy smile, then suddenly fall over and not get up...
You: Then I'll drown in my droll and die.
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I guess that's a no...

Stranger: sexii female looking for a horny male....
You: Fat man looking for a fat girl to play Scrabble with. :D
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I checked. Imma Guy.

Stranger: sooo?
Stranger: guy or girl?
You: How can I tell?
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Being Fat Hurts :c

Stranger: asl
You: 17/F/California
Stranger: 16 m mass
Stranger: what do you look like
You: I'm fat.
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Can I make an estimate? xD

Stranger: looking for the guy with the biggest cock on here ;)
You: D8
You: But we don't memorize that crap. D;
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Nicest person on Omegle

Stranger: sorry to disconnect

So thats what it means! :D

Stranger: hi
You: Bonjour!
Stranger: asl
You: A is for Apples, S is for Sour! L is for lemony leeeemoooonnnnsss!!!!!
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Don't cross the streams!

Stranger: Do stuff naked. oh, god!
You: Like?
Stranger: Cooking...
Stranger: Taking a shower!
Stranger: Sex no! It's perversion!
You: Are you a guy? xP
Stranger: Yep!
You: It's only gay if balls are touching. 8D
Stranger: It's only gay if u look each other in the eye!

He asked for it!

Stranger: wats poopin
You: Shit.
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KFC

Stranger: DO YOU WANT SOME KFC?
You: NO!
Stranger: GOOD YOU'RE WHITE
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Cams are for squares!

Stranger: i'm 22 male... i'm looking for cute lady
You: I'm 22 female... I'm looking for the same thing. :D
Stranger: :)))
Stranger: i wish u would lok for cute guy :)
You: Nah! :D Got one.
Stranger: i would make u very happy :)
You: So would the bub sitting next to me. :D
Stranger: :)
Stranger: i would make u very happy on msn :)
You: The guy sitting next to me right now can make me happier. :D
Stranger: i wish i could wacth u while he is making u happy :)))
Stranger: lol
You: :D You can watch us play Monopoly, if you'd like.
Stranger: :)
Stranger: i would love that :)

Virus! >:D

Stranger: hi :)
You: Hey. :D
Stranger: 16/f/paris, u?
Stranger: nice!
Stranger: maybe u could install the omegle webcam plugin so we can see us ;)
You: BOT! D:
Stranger: i use this one ( http://bit.ly/dyRoMy ), has nice quality
You: D8> Bot!
Stranger: come on!! go and install it, i w8 u here... ;)
You: BOT!
You: Wait... This is good... 8D
You: YEAH! GET THEM PERVS!
You: GOGOGOGOGOGO!!!!