Possibly slow.

Stranger: hello
You: Always hello? D: Well, hi.
You: I hate the basic hello. xD Anyways, I'm 17/F/LA
Stranger: hi
You: Want to tell me your asl? :3
Stranger: nice to contact u
Stranger: 22m uk
You: To contact me? :o
Stranger: yeah
You: Be a British? O:
Stranger: are u a hot girl
You: With boobs, yesh. :3
You: You?
Stranger: very big
You: Make your idea a bit smaller. C-cup. xD
You: Believe me, you wouldn't like big boobs.
Stranger: why ?
You: With boobs that big, it'll just be fat... FAT I SAY!!!
Stranger: u r c-cup, right ?
You: You have a problem with that?
Stranger: no
You: And that's good. xD
Stranger: r u a blonde girl
You: Live and in person. :D
You: In California too. :3
Stranger: send me your picture
Stranger: baby
You: Harmony is the way to go, man.
You: Harmony is what'll set us free, man. Hippy power! :D
You: Oh, you want photos?
Stranger: yeah i agree with u
Stranger: ya
You: Love! :D
You: (Read the first word of each message I sent.)
Stranger: ?
You: Read it. :3
Stranger: i can't get it
You: Always I want to be with you, make believe with you, and live in harmony, harmony, oh love.
Stranger: wow u r so interesting
Stranger: i like u so much
You: You know what's more interesting? :3
Stranger: ??
You: I'm a guy. ^^ But don't worry, I'm still a C-cup if you're interested. :D
Stranger: my god u said u r a girl
You: Trololololol
You: You were also hitting on an underage girl.
You: Please, have a seat.
Stranger: how old r u ?
You: 12.
Stranger: little girl
You: I'm still a C-cup!
Stranger: wow that's great
You: :D
Stranger: you will be bigger when you are mature
You: Probably. :o
Stranger: do u have a sister?
You: :c She's 5.
You: But I look 17. :D
Stranger: why ?
You: Nuclear reaction. :c
Stranger: my god
You: It was very painful, but it helped me grow.
Stranger: i m so sorry to hear that
You: It's okay.
You: I went on a visit to Russia in the 80's... It screwed me up good. D:
Stranger: in the 80's?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: why u visit here ?
You: Well, my dad became the Prime Minister of Europe and we had to go there on a business trip.
Stranger: wow that's great
You: Yeah. Isn't it?
Stranger: yes
You: So what would you like to talk about? :3
Stranger: you r so young
You: I know! :o
Stranger: ??
You: I know that I am of a young age. :D Thank you for the complement.
Stranger: u r just a little girl
Stranger: have a nice day !
Stranger: see u
You: D: Aww
You: Don't leave meee~
You: My wife left me yesterday and I'm lonely. :c
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Moobs

Stranger: 16 m USA gay horny
You: 18/M/LA
Stranger: Gay?
You: Yes.
You: Will you feel my moobs?
Stranger: Yesss I wanna
You: Yesss... Feel my moobs~
Stranger: I wanna see ur dick!!
You: I don't have one.
You: Just concentrate on the moobs.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Blubber!

Stranger: Hia
Stranger: sl
You: Hey xD
You: 17/F/LA :3
Stranger: 19m uk
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: Horny?
You: ;D
You: Duh. ;D
Stranger: I take that as a yes?
You: Take it as a check.
Stranger: Well what do you wanna do about it?
You: I'll fight about it. D:< PUNK!
Stranger: Id beat your sorry ass
You: No you won't. D:< My body will absorb your punches.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Omnomnom

You: Heyy :3
Stranger: Hey, 28 m
You: 16/F/UK ^.^
Stranger: Cool. usa for me. Tell me more about u
You: I like cookies. :3
Stranger: u r FUNNY.
You: D:
Stranger: where in uk?
You: England
Stranger: so, besides cookies- what else?
You: Crisps
Stranger: Too easy. Is that it? That's all your giving up?
You: Brownies?
You: Tea?
You: I like food. D:
You: I'm sitting here outside a McDonalds waiting for it to open. ;--;
Stranger: have fun. bye
You: D:
You: BUT!
You: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE PIE?
Stranger: not from micky-d's
You: D:
You: I'll make it. D:
You: I'll make it with cookies and Big Macs.
Stranger: you're too kind. have fun
You: D:
You: I'LL MAKE IT WITH SWEAT AND TEARS! ;--;
Stranger: don't cry in my food. thanksfor the offer though. see ya
You: D:<
You: Would you like fries with that?
Stranger: i'm good. bye
You: D:
You: YOU'LL DIE OF STARVATION!
Stranger: probably so. it's a risk worth taking
You: You know, you're kinda cute. Wanna make a fat girl happy? :D
Stranger: how so?
You: I'd like a pony.
You: ...And a cheeseburger, please, I'm starving. D:
Stranger: u really r funny. gotta go
You: Or maybe just a cheeseburger? D:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

How to marry a woman

Stranger: im having troubles with this girl i like and i know i should be focusing on school but i just need to know how to talk to her and hang out with her
You: xD Easy!
You: If you kill her family, you can adopt her. :3 And if that doesn't work, you'll at least see each other in court. Either way, it's a win win situation, right? :D
Stranger: you serious
Stranger: /
You: Yeah. :3 It'll work, won't it?
You: And you don't have to worry about in-laws. :D
Stranger: no i'm being serious about this
You: And so am I!
You: And she'll probably be in their will, so she'll get rich too. :D
Stranger: um i think im gonna go
You: D: Aww. But I'll miss you.
Stranger: ya i love you too:D fine i wont leave then?
You: :D And if you kill your own family, you'll get rich from their will too!
You: Well, unless they wrote that they won't grant you anything if you kill them. :c
You: My parents did that. :c
Stranger: wow what race are you
You: Tour De France. You?

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Stranger: im sorry beautiful i gtg love you
You: But I'm a man. D:
Stranger: lol im joking dude i knew you werent a woman you dont even seem like one and your wierd
You: I still wear a bra, though. :3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

My son is your son too.

You: Hey
Stranger: asl
You: 16/F/LA
Stranger: 17 m cal
Stranger: cali
You: Which parts?
Stranger: los angeles
Stranger: :)
You: Ah. I'm in New Orleans.
Stranger: legit!.
You: NO U!
Stranger: haha thanx ;)
You: D:<
You: I'm watching you... D;<
Stranger: are ya?
You: Yes, my son.
Stranger: hornY?
You: ...You are my son now.
You: Let us do son things, son.
Stranger: wat?
You: I will be your son too, son.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(New person)

You: Hello, son.
Stranger: word up pops
You: I am your son, son.
Stranger: what kinda crack you smokin, son?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Jesus?!

Stranger: If you're wanting info the only info I'll give is to say I'm in my late 20's. I will not tell you if I am Male or Female or where I live. If this is too much, disconnect.
You: o-o Hmm...
You: Pastaaaaa! :D
Stranger: Indeed
You: I like a the pasta... :D
Stranger: Good for you,
You: Do you like a the pasta, daddy? :D
Stranger: I dont eat
You: O:
You: I FOUND JESUS!
Stranger: Where was he?
You: O:< Said HE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Funnyman

Stranger: hi
Stranger: 22 m
You: Hey
You: :o Really?
Stranger: yeahh
You: SAY SOMETHING FUNNY!!! :DDD
Stranger: why?
You: DO EEEET! O:<
You: HAHAHA! xDDDD YOU SO FUNNY! 8D
You: You're my hero, Funny man. ;D
You: xDDDDDDD THAT JOKE WAS HILARIOUS! YOU NEVER DISAPPOINT ME, FUNNYMAN! :'D <3
You: xDDDDD
You: :DDDDD
You: AHHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!!
You: I WANT YOUR BABIES, MR. FUNNYMAN!!! 8DDDDD
You: xDDDD
You: RIP, MR. FUNNYMAN! xDDDDDD
You have disconnected.