Yo quiero Taco Bell

tranger: i like to get naked with u
You: Are you an American male?
Stranger: hellz to the ya
You: Thought so. Only American guys are horny assholes and only Americans say U instead of YOU despite how close the letters are... Such a poor society...
Stranger: well u no what i love u
You: I find it funny how a Frenchie has better grammar than an American that actually speaks English all the time.
You: Such a pitiful country you live in.
Stranger: do u know how to make curly frys
You: Yes.
Stranger: awsome
You: Because your penis looks like that because you aren't straight?
You: Am I right?
You: Is that why you like curly fries?
Stranger: hey my penis is as straight as a free way
You: That's what she said.
Stranger: and if youve seen my pen is u would know
Stranger: i know
Stranger: she also rode it
You: You mean you actually have one?!
You: This is new to me! Please, tell me more. I had no clue American guys had them.
Stranger: well french phoque
You: Je ne sais pas.
Stranger: we we
You: That's offending...
Stranger: im mexican
Stranger: sir
Stranger: sur
You: Go make me a taco. It's the only thing you're good for. That and jumping fences.
Stranger: i know i should be in the olympics
You: Yeah. If jumping fences were a sport.
Stranger: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: Do you accept defeat, future Taco Bell employee?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: no
You: ¡Holá!
Stranger: i dont
Stranger: hello
Stranger: mister
You: ¡Me madre comes tu madre!
Stranger: bendeho
You: :D I knew you'd understand that.
Stranger: thats mean
Stranger: fuck this im gonna work
You: Merci
You: Tell Pidget I said hi!
Stranger: okay
You: I mean, Tell Pidget I said hi.
You: He's the dog.
You: He died, though...
You: SO TELL HIM HI! :D
Stranger: okay foo
You: :D Oh, and I'm an American boy in Texas.
You: Such a sad country.
Stranger: oh anyways ur still a phoque
You: That's what she said.
Stranger: she right
You: Tu madre.
Stranger: fuk off joto
You: MOJO JOJO!!!
Stranger: suk my cok
You: CURSE YOU POWERPUFF GIRLS!!!!!!!
You: CURSE YOUUUUUU!!!!!
You: -shakes fist in the air-
Stranger: go back to france
You: Merci! *Powderpuff
Stranger: how can u type u big gay phoque
You: Actually, I forgot... Was it Powerpuff or Powderpuff?
Stranger: its cocaine powder
Stranger: wanna buy some foo
You: Nah. I'll pass this time Edwardo. I'd like some meth though, por favor!
Stranger: okay
Stranger: wierdo
You: :D ¡Senior!
Stranger: by phoque
You: ¡Yo no entiendo, seniorita! D:
Stranger: fuck u
You: Will do. :D
Stranger: im senior
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0"

Stranger: how big
You: 0 "
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By: Lauren :D <3

In da butt

Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: asl plz??
You: Why do you want it? What's your purpose here?
Stranger: to fuck u
You: In da butt?
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Strange little man

Stranger: do u have nice tits?
You: Yes, now go away. D:
Stranger: bye
Stranger: :D
You: Bye >_o
Stranger: take care
You: You too, strange little man. :3
Stranger: :D
Stranger: how do u know im a little?
You: >:1 LEAVE MY PRESENCE AT ONCE!
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heyy:)

Stranger: hi
You: heyy:)
Stranger: ur a girl
Stranger: wait
Stranger: no
Stranger: dont tell me
You: ur funni:D
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: ur a girl
Stranger: i can tell
Stranger: all the smiley faces
Stranger: :)
Stranger: am i right?
You: No.
Stranger: FUCK!
Stranger: lol
You: xDDDDDD
Stranger: so ur a guy?
You: No.
Stranger: AHHHHH!
Stranger: :P
You: I'm Lady Gaga.
Stranger: ahahahahahaha!
Stranger: fuckin hilarious
You: RAH RAH RUMP RAHRAH RAH
Stranger: oh dude u have a good sense of humor

Troll win

Stranger: horny 18 male with foot fetish :3
You: :D ME TOO!
Stranger: lol what.
You: I like feet! :D
Stranger: but you're a dude :|
Stranger: i'm not looking for a dude :|
You: xD I'm not a dude, dude.
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Well when you said "me too" i assumed ALL of it xD
You: I'm a bro, dude. x3
You: xD
Stranger: FUCK
You: XDD
Stranger: TROLL
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Happy?

Stranger: gay?
You: I am happy. :D
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On, off, on, off, on, off.

Stranger: i want to know how to turn my boyfriend on
You: There is an ON switch in the back of his head, I'm sure.

THE LARGEST IN CHINA!

Stranger: why? do you have big boobs?
You: YES! I HAVE THE LARGEST IN CHINA
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Police Search

Stranger: looking for a girl
You: Can you describe her?
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Espanol?

Stranger: hola you speak spanish?
You: ¡Hola!
Stranger: de donde eres
Stranger: ?
You: Mi madre comes tu madre. :D ¡Es muy asco!
Stranger: que?
You: Tu madre es el taco. ¿Entiendo?
You: * Entienda
Stranger: de donde eres?
You: Tejas. ¿Y tú?

[b]
Stranger: Hey you speak Spanish?
You: Hello!
Stranger: where are you
Stranger:?
You: My mother eat your mother. : D It's disgusting!
Stranger: who?
You: Your mother is the taco. Do I understand?
You: * You Understand
Stranger: where are you?
You: Texas. And you? [/b]

¡Ole!

You: Hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: 19/F/LA
Stranger: nice
Stranger: 21 male spain
You: ¡Tu madre es muy asco!
Stranger: you know what you have written
You: Is it the accursed phrase?
Stranger: Your mother is very nausea
Stranger: this is the meaning
You: I meant "awful". My mistake.
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