Yo quiero Taco Bell

tranger: i like to get naked with u
You: Are you an American male?
Stranger: hellz to the ya
You: Thought so. Only American guys are horny assholes and only Americans say U instead of YOU despite how close the letters are... Such a poor society...
Stranger: well u no what i love u
You: I find it funny how a Frenchie has better grammar than an American that actually speaks English all the time.
You: Such a pitiful country you live in.
Stranger: do u know how to make curly frys
You: Yes.
Stranger: awsome
You: Because your penis looks like that because you aren't straight?
You: Am I right?
You: Is that why you like curly fries?
Stranger: hey my penis is as straight as a free way
You: That's what she said.
Stranger: and if youve seen my pen is u would know
Stranger: i know
Stranger: she also rode it
You: You mean you actually have one?!
You: This is new to me! Please, tell me more. I had no clue American guys had them.
Stranger: well french phoque
You: Je ne sais pas.
Stranger: we we
You: That's offending...
Stranger: im mexican
Stranger: sir
Stranger: sur
You: Go make me a taco. It's the only thing you're good for. That and jumping fences.
Stranger: i know i should be in the olympics
You: Yeah. If jumping fences were a sport.
Stranger: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: Do you accept defeat, future Taco Bell employee?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: no
You: ¡Holá!
Stranger: i dont
Stranger: hello
Stranger: mister
You: ¡Me madre comes tu madre!
Stranger: bendeho
You: :D I knew you'd understand that.
Stranger: thats mean
Stranger: fuck this im gonna work
You: Merci
You: Tell Pidget I said hi!
Stranger: okay
You: I mean, Tell Pidget I said hi.
You: He's the dog.
You: He died, though...
You: SO TELL HIM HI! :D
Stranger: okay foo
You: :D Oh, and I'm an American boy in Texas.
You: Such a sad country.
Stranger: oh anyways ur still a phoque
You: That's what she said.
Stranger: she right
You: Tu madre.
Stranger: fuk off joto
You: MOJO JOJO!!!
Stranger: suk my cok
You: CURSE YOU POWERPUFF GIRLS!!!!!!!
You: CURSE YOUUUUUU!!!!!
You: -shakes fist in the air-
Stranger: go back to france
You: Merci! *Powderpuff
Stranger: how can u type u big gay phoque
You: Actually, I forgot... Was it Powerpuff or Powderpuff?
Stranger: its cocaine powder
Stranger: wanna buy some foo
You: Nah. I'll pass this time Edwardo. I'd like some meth though, por favor!
Stranger: okay
Stranger: wierdo
You: :D ¡Senior!
Stranger: by phoque
You: ¡Yo no entiendo, seniorita! D:
Stranger: fuck u
You: Will do. :D
Stranger: im senior
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