You: Hey
Stranger: FUCK
You: WHAT?!
Stranger: ITS RIDICULOUS
You: HOW?!\
Stranger: THEYRE EVERYWHERE
You: WHO?!
Stranger: THE FUCKING SQUIRELLS
You: I KNEW IT!
Stranger: THEY WONT LEAVE ME ALONE
You: GET A DOG!
Stranger: THAT'S A GOOD IDEA
Stranger: THANKS
You: YOU WELCOME!
Stranger: IM GONNA GO DO THAT. I HOPE THERE'S PET STORES OPEN AT 6 AM
You: HURRY!
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
23 January, 2011
09 January, 2011
Mmm
Stranger: hey
You: Hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 16/F/LA
Stranger: 17 m norway
Stranger: horny?
You: Ja! :D
Stranger: Want to rate a pic of my dick?
You: Can I ask you a question first? :D
Stranger: And are you norwegian or do you know yes (ja) no(nei) ?
Stranger: yes you can
You: Have you ever drunk cow blood before? :3 (I know some German and Ja is yes in German also.)
Stranger: Nope I haven't
Stranger: want to rate it?
You: D: Aww. That's too bad. You have to try cow blood some time! :3 What about pig feces?
Stranger: Nope, i've eaten sheep eyes though
You: Only pussies ear sheep eyes. xD What about the intestine of a bull?
You: I have a fetish of eating unusual parts of animals... Some in humans too, but that's not safe to talk about! xD
Stranger: haha
Stranger: no i havent eaten that either
You: It's delicious!
Stranger: I guess, hah
You: And the blood stains your teeth, making a very unique shade of red. :D
Stranger: so does paint
Stranger: heh
You: Paint isn't as good. I've tried it plenty of times.
You: Cow blood does the trick. :D
You: I drink it every month during sacrifice, so it's a pretty shade of red now. :3
Stranger: sounds like
Stranger: no nvm
You: o: Sounds like what?
You: I moved to LA from Romania. :D
Stranger: Sounds like something they would do in satanistic groups
You: o:
You: Yep! :D
You: The upsidedown star? :D It's on my forehead. My family thought blue would be an adorable color, so it's blue, not red. ^^
You: It looks quite beautiful, to be honest. o:
Stranger: lol
Stranger: trololololo
You: Huh?
You: That's the Russian thing, right? :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 16/F/LA
Stranger: 17 m norway
Stranger: horny?
You: Ja! :D
Stranger: Want to rate a pic of my dick?
You: Can I ask you a question first? :D
Stranger: And are you norwegian or do you know yes (ja) no(nei) ?
Stranger: yes you can
You: Have you ever drunk cow blood before? :3 (I know some German and Ja is yes in German also.)
Stranger: Nope I haven't
Stranger: want to rate it?
You: D: Aww. That's too bad. You have to try cow blood some time! :3 What about pig feces?
Stranger: Nope, i've eaten sheep eyes though
You: Only pussies ear sheep eyes. xD What about the intestine of a bull?
You: I have a fetish of eating unusual parts of animals... Some in humans too, but that's not safe to talk about! xD
Stranger: haha
Stranger: no i havent eaten that either
You: It's delicious!
Stranger: I guess, hah
You: And the blood stains your teeth, making a very unique shade of red. :D
Stranger: so does paint
Stranger: heh
You: Paint isn't as good. I've tried it plenty of times.
You: Cow blood does the trick. :D
You: I drink it every month during sacrifice, so it's a pretty shade of red now. :3
Stranger: sounds like
Stranger: no nvm
You: o: Sounds like what?
You: I moved to LA from Romania. :D
Stranger: Sounds like something they would do in satanistic groups
You: o:
You: Yep! :D
You: The upsidedown star? :D It's on my forehead. My family thought blue would be an adorable color, so it's blue, not red. ^^
You: It looks quite beautiful, to be honest. o:
Stranger: lol
Stranger: trololololo
You: Huh?
You: That's the Russian thing, right? :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
07 January, 2011
I WIN!
Stranger: I am an oracle. Ask me any question
You: Why are you the oracle?
Stranger: Because i am one fourth black, one forth hawaiian, and one half el salvadorian
You: Why are you one fourth black, one fourth Hawaiian, and one half El Salvadorian?
Stranger: Welllll
Stranger: when a half black/half hawaiian daddy and a full el salvadorian mommy love each other very muuuuch...
You: Why did they love each other very much?
Stranger: Because my ma was a bit of a slut and my dad was a married marine who wanted to bang some navy sailor
Stranger: Aka
Stranger: My ma
Stranger: So...
Stranger: Hormones!
You: Why was your mother a bit of a slut and your dad a married marine who wanted to bang some Navy Sailor?
Stranger: My ma was 19
You: Why was she 19?
Stranger: And all marines want pussy
Stranger: and my ma was 1985
You: Why do all marines want pussy cats?
Stranger: Because we're ballers
You: Why are you ballers?
Stranger: Cause we're Marines
You: Why are you Marines?
You: I thought you were an oracle.
Stranger: That is the question most Marines ask themselves after regretting their decision to join
Stranger: Annnnd
Stranger: Because Marines are basically oracles
Stranger: Everyone knows that
You: Why is that the question that most Marines ask themselves after regretting their decision to join and why are Marines basically oracles?
Stranger: Because most Marines hate being Marines
Stranger: And because friend just said so
You: Why do most Marines hate being Marines?
Stranger: Because war is hell
You: Why is war hell?
Stranger: Have you ever been shot at?
You: Why have I never been shot at?
Stranger: Seen your brother killed in combat?
You: Why have I never seen my brother be killed in combat?
Stranger: Probably because you live in a nice neighborhood
You: Why do I live in a nice neighborhood?
Stranger: Because you've never gone to war
You: Why have I never gone to war?
Stranger: because your white
You: Why am I white?
Stranger: Because I'm doing it for you
You: Why are you doing it for me?
Stranger: because ur ancestors came from england
You: Why were my ancestors from England?
Stranger: Because I love my country
You: Why do you love your country?
Stranger: because they. Got bored of europe
You: Why did they get bored of Europe?
Stranger: Because it has given me everything in my life that is good and pure
Stranger: because europe is small
You: Why has it given you everything in your life that is good and pure?
You: And why is Europe small?
Stranger: Because other Marines before me gave their life so that you and me can live in this great nation
Stranger: Because geologically water has contained it into many clans and thus many countries in a small space
You: Why have other Marines before you given their lives so that you and I can live in this great nation?
Stranger: because their nation called on them
You: Why does geologically water contain it into many clans and thus many countries in a small space?
You: Why did their nation call on them?
Stranger: Because of the way our ancestors migrated
You: In what way did our ancestors migrate?
Stranger: because communism was spreading into vietnam
You: Why did Communism spread into Vietnam?
Stranger: They migrated from mesopatamia into the sahara, the mediterranean and africa
Stranger: Becbe
Stranger: because communism started in russia
You: Why did they migrate from Mesopotamia into the Sahara, the Mediterranean and Africa?
You: Why did Communism start in Russia?
Stranger: Because the ice age made them
You: Why did the Ice Age make them?
Stranger: because Stalin was an asshole
You: Why was Stalin an asshole?
Stranger: Because the Lord willed it so
You: Why did the Lord willed it so?
Stranger: because karls marx was misunderstood
You: Why was Karls Marx misunderstood?
Stranger: I do not know the Lords will, only He knows his plan
You: Why does he only know his plan?
Stranger: Because his book was used wrong
Stranger: because He is holy and all knowing
You: Why was his book used wrong?
You: Why is he Holy and all knowing?
Stranger: Because Stalin wanted money, power
You: Why did Stalin want money and power?
Stranger: because the Lord is the Lord
You: Why is the Lord the Lord?
Stranger: Because he was probably treated bad as a kid
Stranger: Because the Holy Bible says so
You: Why was he probably treated bad as a kid?
You: Why does the Holy Bible say so?
Stranger: because his father drank to much vodka
You: Why did his father drink too much vodka?
Stranger: Because russians drink
You: Why do Russians drink?
Stranger: because its cold
You: Why is it cold?
Stranger: And because the apostles wrote the Bible so
You: Why did the apostles write the Bible so?
Stranger: Because there is an absence of heat
You: Why is there an absence of heat?
Stranger: because they saw the miracles of the Lord and jc
Stranger: Because the sun doesn't shine in russia
You: Why did they see the miracles of the Lord and JC?
You: Why doesn't the Sun shine in Russia?
Stranger: because they were in the right place at the right time
You: Why were they in the right place at the right time?
Stranger: Because of its geological position and the axis tilt of the planet
Stranger: because luck was on their side
You: Why does the geological position and the axis tilt the planet?
You: Why was luck on their side?
Stranger: Because that is how the suns gravitational pull affects the planet
Stranger: because they had their lucky rabbit foot
You: Why does the Sun's gravitational pull affect the planet?
You: Why did they have their lucky rabbit foot?
Stranger: Because of the postion of earth in the solar system
Stranger: because they were bored
You: Why is it because of the position of the Earth in the solar system?
You: Why were they bored?
Stranger: Because they were sitting on omegle like me making half this shit up
Stranger: You win
Stranger: My head hurts haha
You: VICTORY!!!! 8D
You: Why are you the oracle?
Stranger: Because i am one fourth black, one forth hawaiian, and one half el salvadorian
You: Why are you one fourth black, one fourth Hawaiian, and one half El Salvadorian?
Stranger: Welllll
Stranger: when a half black/half hawaiian daddy and a full el salvadorian mommy love each other very muuuuch...
You: Why did they love each other very much?
Stranger: Because my ma was a bit of a slut and my dad was a married marine who wanted to bang some navy sailor
Stranger: Aka
Stranger: My ma
Stranger: So...
Stranger: Hormones!
You: Why was your mother a bit of a slut and your dad a married marine who wanted to bang some Navy Sailor?
Stranger: My ma was 19
You: Why was she 19?
Stranger: And all marines want pussy
Stranger: and my ma was 1985
You: Why do all marines want pussy cats?
Stranger: Because we're ballers
You: Why are you ballers?
Stranger: Cause we're Marines
You: Why are you Marines?
You: I thought you were an oracle.
Stranger: That is the question most Marines ask themselves after regretting their decision to join
Stranger: Annnnd
Stranger: Because Marines are basically oracles
Stranger: Everyone knows that
You: Why is that the question that most Marines ask themselves after regretting their decision to join and why are Marines basically oracles?
Stranger: Because most Marines hate being Marines
Stranger: And because friend just said so
You: Why do most Marines hate being Marines?
Stranger: Because war is hell
You: Why is war hell?
Stranger: Have you ever been shot at?
You: Why have I never been shot at?
Stranger: Seen your brother killed in combat?
You: Why have I never seen my brother be killed in combat?
Stranger: Probably because you live in a nice neighborhood
You: Why do I live in a nice neighborhood?
Stranger: Because you've never gone to war
You: Why have I never gone to war?
Stranger: because your white
You: Why am I white?
Stranger: Because I'm doing it for you
You: Why are you doing it for me?
Stranger: because ur ancestors came from england
You: Why were my ancestors from England?
Stranger: Because I love my country
You: Why do you love your country?
Stranger: because they. Got bored of europe
You: Why did they get bored of Europe?
Stranger: Because it has given me everything in my life that is good and pure
Stranger: because europe is small
You: Why has it given you everything in your life that is good and pure?
You: And why is Europe small?
Stranger: Because other Marines before me gave their life so that you and me can live in this great nation
Stranger: Because geologically water has contained it into many clans and thus many countries in a small space
You: Why have other Marines before you given their lives so that you and I can live in this great nation?
Stranger: because their nation called on them
You: Why does geologically water contain it into many clans and thus many countries in a small space?
You: Why did their nation call on them?
Stranger: Because of the way our ancestors migrated
You: In what way did our ancestors migrate?
Stranger: because communism was spreading into vietnam
You: Why did Communism spread into Vietnam?
Stranger: They migrated from mesopatamia into the sahara, the mediterranean and africa
Stranger: Becbe
Stranger: because communism started in russia
You: Why did they migrate from Mesopotamia into the Sahara, the Mediterranean and Africa?
You: Why did Communism start in Russia?
Stranger: Because the ice age made them
You: Why did the Ice Age make them?
Stranger: because Stalin was an asshole
You: Why was Stalin an asshole?
Stranger: Because the Lord willed it so
You: Why did the Lord willed it so?
Stranger: because karls marx was misunderstood
You: Why was Karls Marx misunderstood?
Stranger: I do not know the Lords will, only He knows his plan
You: Why does he only know his plan?
Stranger: Because his book was used wrong
Stranger: because He is holy and all knowing
You: Why was his book used wrong?
You: Why is he Holy and all knowing?
Stranger: Because Stalin wanted money, power
You: Why did Stalin want money and power?
Stranger: because the Lord is the Lord
You: Why is the Lord the Lord?
Stranger: Because he was probably treated bad as a kid
Stranger: Because the Holy Bible says so
You: Why was he probably treated bad as a kid?
You: Why does the Holy Bible say so?
Stranger: because his father drank to much vodka
You: Why did his father drink too much vodka?
Stranger: Because russians drink
You: Why do Russians drink?
Stranger: because its cold
You: Why is it cold?
Stranger: And because the apostles wrote the Bible so
You: Why did the apostles write the Bible so?
Stranger: Because there is an absence of heat
You: Why is there an absence of heat?
Stranger: because they saw the miracles of the Lord and jc
Stranger: Because the sun doesn't shine in russia
You: Why did they see the miracles of the Lord and JC?
You: Why doesn't the Sun shine in Russia?
Stranger: because they were in the right place at the right time
You: Why were they in the right place at the right time?
Stranger: Because of its geological position and the axis tilt of the planet
Stranger: because luck was on their side
You: Why does the geological position and the axis tilt the planet?
You: Why was luck on their side?
Stranger: Because that is how the suns gravitational pull affects the planet
Stranger: because they had their lucky rabbit foot
You: Why does the Sun's gravitational pull affect the planet?
You: Why did they have their lucky rabbit foot?
Stranger: Because of the postion of earth in the solar system
Stranger: because they were bored
You: Why is it because of the position of the Earth in the solar system?
You: Why were they bored?
Stranger: Because they were sitting on omegle like me making half this shit up
Stranger: You win
Stranger: My head hurts haha
You: VICTORY!!!! 8D
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