Innocence

Stranger: hey
You: heyy
Stranger: asl
You: 11/F/CA
You: :D
Stranger: nice are you horny :)
You: How old are you? :o
Stranger: i am 15
You: What does horny mean? :D
You: Nii-chan~ :D
Stranger: you know dirty
You: :o Muddy?
You: I don't get it. :(
Stranger: no horny
You: What's horny? D:
Stranger: cheeky
You: My cheeks? o-o
Stranger: you know cheeky
You: What about my cheeks? D:
Stranger: can i see your tits for dick :)
You: What's that? o-o I don't know these things! >___<
Stranger: were are you from
You: California~ :D
Stranger: okay you know what pussy is
You: o-o A cat?
Stranger: vegina
You: Virgina? o-o
Stranger: yes
You: That's a state, right?
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Friday?

Stranger: horny?
You: ;D Mhm
Stranger: asl?
You: 17/F/LA
Stranger: do you have msn?
You: No, but do you know what day is tomorrow?
Stranger: skype?
You: Which seat should I take?
Stranger: oh god
You: IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY, FRIDAY, FRIDAY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Horny owl?

Stranger: horny male(:
You: Horned Owl. ;D
Stranger: o yes
Stranger: asl
Stranger: >??
You: Wanna see my pic? :D
Stranger: ((;
Stranger: ye
Stranger: yes
You: http://tinyurl.com/232xjgy
You: ;D
Stranger: lmao very funny