Dayum!!!

Stranger: hi asl pls, m 42 uk here
You: DAAAYYYYUUUUMMM
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HEY YOU!!

You: HEY YOU!
Stranger: hi asl
You: I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!
Stranger: so
You: WE GOT RUSSIANS, WE GOT UKRAINES, WE EVEN GOT NORWEGIANS! COME ON DOWN TO BUFFALO BILL'S EUROPEAN RANCH TODAY! :D
You: ONLY THREE EASY PAYMENTS OF $500,999!!!
You: :D
Stranger: go to hell
You: WE ARE LOCATED THERE!
You: RIGHT NOW, THE LAVA IS BURNING OUR BUILDING!
You: THE RANCH IS ON FIIII-YAAAA!!!!
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Female? :D

Stranger: Female?
You: Not gonna find one. xD
You: If you do, let me know.
You: :3
Stranger: k
Stranger: =DDDDDDDDDD
You: xDD

Apples! :D

Stranger: heyy
You: Hey. :3
Stranger: f 18 usa;)
You: xD M 16 Texas
Stranger: ;)nicee
You: Mhm! :D
Stranger: you hornyy?;)
You: Perhaps. O:
Stranger: my tits are a full C
You: I have an apple. :D
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