HEY YOU!!

You: HEY YOU!
Stranger: hi asl
You: I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!
Stranger: so
You: WE GOT RUSSIANS, WE GOT UKRAINES, WE EVEN GOT NORWEGIANS! COME ON DOWN TO BUFFALO BILL'S EUROPEAN RANCH TODAY! :D
You: ONLY THREE EASY PAYMENTS OF $500,999!!!
You: :D
Stranger: go to hell
You: WE ARE LOCATED THERE!
You: RIGHT NOW, THE LAVA IS BURNING OUR BUILDING!
You: THE RANCH IS ON FIIII-YAAAA!!!!
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