She understood

You: Hey
Stranger: im so wet and horny! (; looking for horny lesbian (;
You: D:< NO ME LO DIGAS!
Stranger: why not babe (;
You: ¿Tú entiendas? o -o
Stranger: yeah im latina (;
You: O: Uhm...
You: Ich bin deutsch. :3
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HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY!

Stranger: m or f
You: F
Stranger: horny?
You: You wish. xD
Stranger: r u naughty?
You: You wish.
Stranger: yes i do wish
You: Wish harder.
Stranger: it hurts to wish that hard
You: OH GOD IT'S CAPS LOCK DAY!
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Kathy?

Stranger: Katherine?
You: No, I'm Catherine. Sorry.
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YMCA!

Stranger: m
You: c
You: a
You: IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE
You: Y
You: M
You: C
You: A
You: AAAAA
You: :D
Stranger: haha
You: YOUNG MAN!
Stranger: thats true
You: THERE'S NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN.
You: I said, YOUNG MAN!
You: PICK YOURSELF OFF THE GROUND!
You: I said, YOUNG MAN!
Stranger: who are you?
You: CAUSE YOU'RE IN A NEW TOWN!
You: THERE'S NO NEED TO BE UNHAPPY.
You: YOUNG MAN, THERE'S A PLACE YOU CAN GO!
You: I said, YOUNG MAN!
You: WHEN YOU'RE SHORT ON YOUR DOUGH!
You: YOU CAN STAY THERE, AND I'M SURE YOU WILL FIND MANY WAYS TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
You: IT'S FUN TO STAAAY AT THE! (SING ALONG!)
You: Y
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Eskimo love?

You: Heyy
Stranger: horny guy here
You: 17/F/Alaska
You: ;D Why not you visit me in my little igloo~
Stranger: horny?
You: Because that last message I wrote didn't indicate that I was horny. Nope, not at all. YES I AM.
Stranger: just checking
Stranger: what you wearing
You: A jacket... I'M IN FUCKING ALASKA, WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M IN, A BIKINI?
Stranger: but what else
You: Some pants and a hat. What else do you think I'm wearing? It's fucking cold... Not just cold. It. Is. FUCKING. COLD...
Stranger: why dont you work yourself up and get all hot then
You: Dude... If you were this cold, you wouldn't move a muscle.
You: Did I mention that it was fucking cold?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: so you dont wanna do jack then
Stranger: your gunna moan about the cold
You: Dude... IT IS TOO COLD TO DO ANYTHING! WHY DO PEOPLE FUCKING LIVE HERE?
Stranger: move
You: HOW DID THEY REPRODUCE IN THIS WEATHER?
You: I'M IN A FUCKING IGLOO, I CAN'T MOVE!
You: HOW THE FUCK DO I HAVE INTERNET?
You: WHY AM I HERE?
You: WHO ARE YOU?
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
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BANG!

Stranger: u virgin r fucked?
You: Done it once... ;D
Stranger: bleed first?
You: Naw, man. My body is ready.
Stranger: okie baby
Stranger: can u be ma little bitch
You: ;D I'll treat you like a bitch...
Stranger: okie baby
Stranger: take me i m urs
You: PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR, BITCH, THIS IS A STICK UP! -points gun at-
Stranger: okie baby hands are up
You: DROP THE WALLET AND GO! D:< OR ELSE I WILL SHOOT!
Stranger: okie
You: DID YOU DROP IT?
Stranger: yeah baby
You: GO BEFORE I SHOOT YOU! D;<
Stranger: no i wont
You: I'LL SHOOT!
Stranger: take the money from the wallet and fuck me
You: NO, I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU, THEN TAKE THE MONEY!
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He knows he liked it

You: heyy
Stranger: Horny
You: Yesss
Stranger: Cup size
You: :o 16 oz
Stranger: R u horny enough to give me a picture of them
You: Absolutely! :D
Stranger: Well can i hav it
You: http://i52.tinypic.com/116s2sh.jpg
You: ;D
Stranger: Really
You: That's my 16 oz cup. c:
Stranger: H
Stranger: HOW BIG R UR TITS
You: :o Medium large.
You: With a lemon.
Stranger: Can i hav a picture
You: Sure!
Stranger: Ok
You: http://i51.tinypic.com/2wd6jkk.jpg
You: ;D
Stranger: .......... WHAT IS UR BRA SIZE
You: OH! O:
You: I don't wear one. :3
You: ^.^
Stranger: Ur 11
You: :o No, I'm 17.
You: I don't like wearing bras. :3
Stranger: Well let me see dem tittys
You: :o Okay
You: http://i56.tinypic.com/2v7zdid.jpg
You: Enjoy! ^.^
Stranger: ................................ Be serious
You: I am. :o
You: What do you need now? :3
Stranger: Ur tittys
You: :o My titties...
Stranger: Ya
You: Those are my titties. :3
Stranger: M/f
You: :o Well, I used to be a woman...
You: But I didn't like wearing bras, so I got a gender change, but kept the boobs. :3
Stranger: Well can i see the boobs
You: Yess. :D My man boobs.
You: I showed you them earlier. :3
Stranger: Women boobs
You: I got a gender change. :o Those are my boobs.
You: http://i56.tinypic.com/2v7zdid.jpg
Stranger: Do u hav any from before
You: :o I was 11. Want those boobs? c:
Stranger: Sure
You: http://bit.ly/aJ3QvI (To reader: DO NOT CLICK)
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Jesus Encounter #2

Stranger: Hi
You: Heyy
Stranger: Asl?
You: 18/F/LA
Stranger: I'm 19 m Israel
You: O: JESUS!
Stranger: Yes why so shocked?
You: I dunno, man. Why you here on the nets? Can I have a fish, homie?
You: Bread would be nice too, man.
Stranger: What r u dum?
Stranger: I'm here cause I'm horny
You: Naw, man. I just chillin' here with my man, Jesus. :D
You: O: Woah!
You: Jesus wants boobies... xD
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No troll, no blog, no comments, Final Destination!

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl plz
You: 17/F/LA
Stranger: ok
Stranger: 18 m india here
You: No pics, no boobs, no Facebook, Final Destination. :D
Stranger: ok
You: No items, Fox only.
Stranger: bye
You: Y U NO LIKE TOURNAMENT RULES?
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And four hundred and two...

Stranger: Let's not waste each other's time and get to the point, which ones are you?
A. Male (Not Horny) wanting to talk to a guy

B. Male (Not Horny) wanting to talk to a girl

C. Female (Not Horny) wanting to talk to a guy

D. Female (Not Horny) wanting to talk to a girl

E. Male (Horny) wanting to talk to a guy

F. Male (Horny) wanting to talk to a girl

G. Female (Horny) wanting to talk to a guy

H. Female (Horny) wanting to talk to a girl
You: o -o What if I fail the exam?
You: ;-;
Stranger: haha then you suck
You: ;--; I don't want to suck.
Stranger: then answer
You: Don't make me suck. ;----;
You: G
Stranger: really?
You: o -o I guess sooo
You: I'm a G, yo. :D
You: G for Gang'sta! :D
You: Holla!
Stranger: hahaha im F
Stranger: F for fuck me hhahahaha
You: You're female? O:
You: Or for Fail.
You: Or for failure... :o
You: Or for Freak... :D
You: Or for Fetus.
Stranger: no im a guy and im horny... haha
You: Or French.
You: Or Fiesta.
Stranger: true
You: Or family.
You: Or for Fritos.
You: And Free
You: And Furry. :D
You: And Fury. :D
You: And Francisco.
You: And fire.
You: And fitness.
You: And fit. :D
Stranger: haha
You: And Fin.
You: And finished.
You: And final.
You: And few.
Stranger: bored yet?
You: And flame.
You: And for.
You: And Four.
You: And Fourteen.
Stranger: and fuck you
You: And Forty.
You: And forty one.
You: And forty two.
You: And forty three.
You: And forty four.
Stranger: and forty five
You: And forty six.
Stranger: and forty seven
You: And forty eight
You: And forty nine..
Stranger: and fifty
You: And fifty one.
You: And fifty two.
You: And fifty three.
Stranger: and fiffty four
You: And fifty five.
Stranger: and fifty six
You: And fifty seven.
Stranger: and fifty eight
You: And fifty nine.
You: And four hundred and one.
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Lemony goodness!

Stranger: Hi
You: Hey
Stranger: Whats up?
You: My breasts. :3
Stranger: -_-
You: I'm cooking them in the oven. :D
You: With lemon pepper. ^^
Stranger: Bye
You: D:
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Squirmy~

Stranger: hey!!
You: Hey :3
Stranger: 16
Stranger: m
Stranger: usa
You: Cool
You: 20/F/LA
Stranger: would you fuck a 16 year old?
You: Hmm...
You: Well... If asked what would I do for a Klondike Bar, I'd definitely fuck a 16 year old.
Stranger: hahahaha
You: BUT THAT KLONDIKE BAR BETTER NOT HAVE BEEN MELTED OR SOMEONE WILL BE KILLED!
Stranger: hahaha
You: So tell me, Binky boy, got any Klondike Bars?
Stranger: so your saying your a prostitute for klondike bars?
You: Dude... Klondike Bars are teh SHIIIIIIIIIIIT! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THEM!!!
Stranger: helll yah i want sexx sooo bad!
You: O: How badly?
Stranger: sooo
You: :o You want to release those tiny little creatures in your wee wee?
You: They have little hearts, you know. :3
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