Squirmy~

Stranger: hey!!
You: Hey :3
Stranger: 16
Stranger: m
Stranger: usa
You: Cool
You: 20/F/LA
Stranger: would you fuck a 16 year old?
You: Hmm...
You: Well... If asked what would I do for a Klondike Bar, I'd definitely fuck a 16 year old.
Stranger: hahahaha
You: BUT THAT KLONDIKE BAR BETTER NOT HAVE BEEN MELTED OR SOMEONE WILL BE KILLED!
Stranger: hahaha
You: So tell me, Binky boy, got any Klondike Bars?
Stranger: so your saying your a prostitute for klondike bars?
You: Dude... Klondike Bars are teh SHIIIIIIIIIIIT! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THEM!!!
Stranger: helll yah i want sexx sooo bad!
You: O: How badly?
Stranger: sooo
You: :o You want to release those tiny little creatures in your wee wee?
You: They have little hearts, you know. :3
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