Jesus Encounter #2

Stranger: Hi
You: Heyy
Stranger: Asl?
You: 18/F/LA
Stranger: I'm 19 m Israel
You: O: JESUS!
Stranger: Yes why so shocked?
You: I dunno, man. Why you here on the nets? Can I have a fish, homie?
You: Bread would be nice too, man.
Stranger: What r u dum?
Stranger: I'm here cause I'm horny
You: Naw, man. I just chillin' here with my man, Jesus. :D
You: O: Woah!
You: Jesus wants boobies... xD
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