Stranger: u virgin r fucked?
You: Done it once... ;D
Stranger: bleed first?
You: Naw, man. My body is ready.
Stranger: okie baby
Stranger: can u be ma little bitch
You: ;D I'll treat you like a bitch...
Stranger: okie baby
Stranger: take me i m urs
You: PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR, BITCH, THIS IS A STICK UP! -points gun at-
Stranger: okie baby hands are up
You: DROP THE WALLET AND GO! D:< OR ELSE I WILL SHOOT!
Stranger: okie
You: DID YOU DROP IT?
Stranger: yeah baby
You: GO BEFORE I SHOOT YOU! D;<
Stranger: no i wont
You: I'LL SHOOT!
Stranger: take the money from the wallet and fuck me
You: NO, I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU, THEN TAKE THE MONEY!
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