Eskimo love?

You: Heyy
Stranger: horny guy here
You: 17/F/Alaska
You: ;D Why not you visit me in my little igloo~
Stranger: horny?
You: Because that last message I wrote didn't indicate that I was horny. Nope, not at all. YES I AM.
Stranger: just checking
Stranger: what you wearing
You: A jacket... I'M IN FUCKING ALASKA, WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M IN, A BIKINI?
Stranger: but what else
You: Some pants and a hat. What else do you think I'm wearing? It's fucking cold... Not just cold. It. Is. FUCKING. COLD...
Stranger: why dont you work yourself up and get all hot then
You: Dude... If you were this cold, you wouldn't move a muscle.
You: Did I mention that it was fucking cold?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: so you dont wanna do jack then
Stranger: your gunna moan about the cold
You: Dude... IT IS TOO COLD TO DO ANYTHING! WHY DO PEOPLE FUCKING LIVE HERE?
Stranger: move
You: HOW DID THEY REPRODUCE IN THIS WEATHER?
You: I'M IN A FUCKING IGLOO, I CAN'T MOVE!
You: HOW THE FUCK DO I HAVE INTERNET?
You: WHY AM I HERE?
You: WHO ARE YOU?
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.