~lol~

Stranger: Nepal
You: Every time I read Nepal...
You: I think Nipple... Dx
You: Or Nappa Auto Parts...
Stranger: lol
You: Every time I read lol...
You: I think of a drowning man... Dx
You: ~~~~~~lol~~~~
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: Bond...
You: James... Bond...
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I did it! ~

Stranger: tell me something about yourself
You: I do things at night...
You: ;D
Stranger: like what
You: Your mom
Stranger: i see
You: You do? D: But I shut the door!
You: LOOK AWAY SONNY
Stranger: voyeur here
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