Eyes!

Stranger: ok, boobs or ass? choose only one!
You: Hmm...
You: Eyes!
You: :D
Stranger: that's the cutest answer.
You: Really? o:
Stranger: yes, because I only gave you two choices, and you chose neither.
You: Well, there's this saying. Eyes are the window to a person's soul. :3
Stranger: that's a lovely saying.
Stranger: I'm shocked that you actually sound sane.
You: I learned it from a Spanish Fortune Cookie. :3 No lie, I'll take a photo of it if I must. xD
Stranger: haha
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Russian

Stranger: M/f
You: Hello.
You: I am Russian girl. :D
You: It pleasure to meet you.
Stranger: Cute
Stranger: Italian guy:D
Stranger: Pleasure to meet you too
Stranger: How was your day
You: Oh, you from Italy. It good country, da? :D
You: My day good. It very interesting. :D
Stranger: Yehh. But I live in the usa
Stranger: Why intersecting?
Stranger: Interesting
You: Oh, you in America. Old Cold War friend.
You: How Space Program? It NASA, I believe.
You: Sorry
Stranger: Yehh
Stranger: How was your day interesting
You: Well, I went for store to reach bakery. They no have bread.
You: I have make own bread at own time!
Stranger: WTF lol
Stranger: What
Stranger: That's dumb
Stranger: Stupid bakery
You: Da. It very sad.
Stranger: Wanna play 20 questions
You: I game for this.
You: Excuse lack of language, though.
Stranger: Lol. It's Ight.
Stranger: Favorite color
You: I have colour of blue as mine favourite.
Stranger: Nice. Your turn.
You: What do American boy do in day of day life?
Stranger: Well. First we go to school. From 8 in the morning to 3 in the after noon. Then w e sit around until we do it again
Stranger: What's the most you have done with a guy
You: Oh. It sound cruel and unusual. Me do with guy? Let think.
You: Well, most I do have done is perhaps eat lunch with and talk to, da?
Stranger: I mean like. Kiss and stuff
You: We no interact that way. You know we have very odd culture to you.
Stranger: Ohhh. That's different
Stranger: Your turn.
You: It often too cold. Must cover body enough to become warm.
You: What the most you do with guy?
Stranger: I do stuff with girls. If a guy does stuff with a guy they are considered "gay" or "homosexual"
You: Oh, very different.
Stranger: Are you a virgin?
You: Da. We all wait to marriage. It tradition of culture to retain for purity.
Stranger: Ohhh. Ok. Cool
Stranger: Go
You: We want be good partner for husband or wife. Be so by be virgin and pure, da?
You: What make happy?
Stranger: What do you mean?
You: You happy when?
Stranger: When am I happy
You: Da.
Stranger: When I come home. And get to relax after work.
You: Ah.
Stranger: Do you wear a bra?
You: What that?
Stranger: The thing that goes over your boobs
Stranger: A piece of clothing
You: Da. We wear clothes. We must or be cold. Is also wear coat with shirt.
Stranger: No no no.
Stranger: You know what boobs are right
You: Is American slang?
Stranger: The proper word is breast
Stranger: The big lump on your chest
You: Oh. Da. I see what mean.
You: Wear shirt and coat, da?
Stranger: Yehh. How big are those?
Stranger: Are the lumps big
You: We get size large extra and medium. It also come small and small extra. Many shirt size. Some fat and some skinny.
Stranger: Ohh. Yumm go it
You: I wear black shirt. It has loga, da?
You: I mean logo
Stranger: Nice
You: Is correct word?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Its your turn
You: Logo on shirt has words "Йтщуз"
Stranger: Nice. Ask a question
You: It company, da?
Stranger: Yehh
Stranger: My turn?
You: perhap?
Stranger: Ok. Do you have a Facebook or email?
You: What?
Stranger: What is your email address
You: What that?
Stranger: Like. Yahoo
You: I think American slang?
Stranger: Msn
Stranger: Aol
You: Is slang?
Stranger: Go to yahoo.com
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: It's a thing used for chatting
Stranger: How do you chat with others on the computer
You: Actually, I'm an American guy that lives in Texas who was practicing his Russian accent. :3 Was it good? xD
Stranger: Hahaha. Yes Lolz. I. You ha me fooled. Ok truth is im a girl from Arizona. Haha
You: Haha. xD
Stranger: We both lied(:
Stranger: Pretty kick ass tho I gotta admit
You: Thanks! xD I really love using that accent. :3
Stranger: Haha.
Stranger: So how old are you
Stranger: No lying(:
You: I speak it in real life at school. I can practice the speech at school and the grammar here. xD
You: Uhm... 17? xD
Stranger: Ohh. I'm 18 female.
Stranger: Are you horny(:
You: xD Nah.
Stranger: Awhhh
You: I have a girlfriend, she's amazing, and I'd never dishonor her. :3
Stranger: Well bye hun
Stranger: Gotta go find me a horny man
You: xD Cya, comrade!
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