Possibly slow.

Stranger: hello
You: Always hello? D: Well, hi.
You: I hate the basic hello. xD Anyways, I'm 17/F/LA
Stranger: hi
You: Want to tell me your asl? :3
Stranger: nice to contact u
Stranger: 22m uk
You: To contact me? :o
Stranger: yeah
You: Be a British? O:
Stranger: are u a hot girl
You: With boobs, yesh. :3
You: You?
Stranger: very big
You: Make your idea a bit smaller. C-cup. xD
You: Believe me, you wouldn't like big boobs.
Stranger: why ?
You: With boobs that big, it'll just be fat... FAT I SAY!!!
Stranger: u r c-cup, right ?
You: You have a problem with that?
Stranger: no
You: And that's good. xD
Stranger: r u a blonde girl
You: Live and in person. :D
You: In California too. :3
Stranger: send me your picture
Stranger: baby
You: Harmony is the way to go, man.
You: Harmony is what'll set us free, man. Hippy power! :D
You: Oh, you want photos?
Stranger: yeah i agree with u
Stranger: ya
You: Love! :D
You: (Read the first word of each message I sent.)
Stranger: ?
You: Read it. :3
Stranger: i can't get it
You: Always I want to be with you, make believe with you, and live in harmony, harmony, oh love.
Stranger: wow u r so interesting
Stranger: i like u so much
You: You know what's more interesting? :3
Stranger: ??
You: I'm a guy. ^^ But don't worry, I'm still a C-cup if you're interested. :D
Stranger: my god u said u r a girl
You: Trololololol
You: You were also hitting on an underage girl.
You: Please, have a seat.
Stranger: how old r u ?
You: 12.
Stranger: little girl
You: I'm still a C-cup!
Stranger: wow that's great
You: :D
Stranger: you will be bigger when you are mature
You: Probably. :o
Stranger: do u have a sister?
You: :c She's 5.
You: But I look 17. :D
Stranger: why ?
You: Nuclear reaction. :c
Stranger: my god
You: It was very painful, but it helped me grow.
Stranger: i m so sorry to hear that
You: It's okay.
You: I went on a visit to Russia in the 80's... It screwed me up good. D:
Stranger: in the 80's?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: why u visit here ?
You: Well, my dad became the Prime Minister of Europe and we had to go there on a business trip.
Stranger: wow that's great
You: Yeah. Isn't it?
Stranger: yes
You: So what would you like to talk about? :3
Stranger: you r so young
You: I know! :o
Stranger: ??
You: I know that I am of a young age. :D Thank you for the complement.
Stranger: u r just a little girl
Stranger: have a nice day !
Stranger: see u
You: D: Aww
You: Don't leave meee~
You: My wife left me yesterday and I'm lonely. :c
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