Omnomnom

You: Heyy :3
Stranger: Hey, 28 m
You: 16/F/UK ^.^
Stranger: Cool. usa for me. Tell me more about u
You: I like cookies. :3
Stranger: u r FUNNY.
You: D:
Stranger: where in uk?
You: England
Stranger: so, besides cookies- what else?
You: Crisps
Stranger: Too easy. Is that it? That's all your giving up?
You: Brownies?
You: Tea?
You: I like food. D:
You: I'm sitting here outside a McDonalds waiting for it to open. ;--;
Stranger: have fun. bye
You: D:
You: BUT!
You: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE PIE?
Stranger: not from micky-d's
You: D:
You: I'll make it. D:
You: I'll make it with cookies and Big Macs.
Stranger: you're too kind. have fun
You: D:
You: I'LL MAKE IT WITH SWEAT AND TEARS! ;--;
Stranger: don't cry in my food. thanksfor the offer though. see ya
You: D:<
You: Would you like fries with that?
Stranger: i'm good. bye
You: D:
You: YOU'LL DIE OF STARVATION!
Stranger: probably so. it's a risk worth taking
You: You know, you're kinda cute. Wanna make a fat girl happy? :D
Stranger: how so?
You: I'd like a pony.
You: ...And a cheeseburger, please, I'm starving. D:
Stranger: u really r funny. gotta go
You: Or maybe just a cheeseburger? D:
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