My son is your son too.

You: Hey
Stranger: asl
You: 16/F/LA
Stranger: 17 m cal
Stranger: cali
You: Which parts?
Stranger: los angeles
Stranger: :)
You: Ah. I'm in New Orleans.
Stranger: legit!.
You: NO U!
Stranger: haha thanx ;)
You: D:<
You: I'm watching you... D;<
Stranger: are ya?
You: Yes, my son.
Stranger: hornY?
You: ...You are my son now.
You: Let us do son things, son.
Stranger: wat?
You: I will be your son too, son.
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(New person)

You: Hello, son.
Stranger: word up pops
You: I am your son, son.
Stranger: what kinda crack you smokin, son?
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