How to marry a woman

Stranger: im having troubles with this girl i like and i know i should be focusing on school but i just need to know how to talk to her and hang out with her
You: xD Easy!
You: If you kill her family, you can adopt her. :3 And if that doesn't work, you'll at least see each other in court. Either way, it's a win win situation, right? :D
Stranger: you serious
Stranger: /
You: Yeah. :3 It'll work, won't it?
You: And you don't have to worry about in-laws. :D
Stranger: no i'm being serious about this
You: And so am I!
You: And she'll probably be in their will, so she'll get rich too. :D
Stranger: um i think im gonna go
You: D: Aww. But I'll miss you.
Stranger: ya i love you too:D fine i wont leave then?
You: :D And if you kill your own family, you'll get rich from their will too!
You: Well, unless they wrote that they won't grant you anything if you kill them. :c
You: My parents did that. :c
Stranger: wow what race are you
You: Tour De France. You?

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Stranger: im sorry beautiful i gtg love you
You: But I'm a man. D:
Stranger: lol im joking dude i knew you werent a woman you dont even seem like one and your wierd
You: I still wear a bra, though. :3
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