I WIN!

Stranger: I am an oracle. Ask me any question
You: Why are you the oracle?
Stranger: Because i am one fourth black, one forth hawaiian, and one half el salvadorian
You: Why are you one fourth black, one fourth Hawaiian, and one half El Salvadorian?
Stranger: Welllll
Stranger: when a half black/half hawaiian daddy and a full el salvadorian mommy love each other very muuuuch...
You: Why did they love each other very much?
Stranger: Because my ma was a bit of a slut and my dad was a married marine who wanted to bang some navy sailor
Stranger: Aka
Stranger: My ma
Stranger: So...
Stranger: Hormones!
You: Why was your mother a bit of a slut and your dad a married marine who wanted to bang some Navy Sailor?
Stranger: My ma was 19
You: Why was she 19?
Stranger: And all marines want pussy
Stranger: and my ma was 1985
You: Why do all marines want pussy cats?
Stranger: Because we're ballers
You: Why are you ballers?
Stranger: Cause we're Marines
You: Why are you Marines?
You: I thought you were an oracle.
Stranger: That is the question most Marines ask themselves after regretting their decision to join
Stranger: Annnnd
Stranger: Because Marines are basically oracles
Stranger: Everyone knows that
You: Why is that the question that most Marines ask themselves after regretting their decision to join and why are Marines basically oracles?
Stranger: Because most Marines hate being Marines
Stranger: And because friend just said so
You: Why do most Marines hate being Marines?
Stranger: Because war is hell
You: Why is war hell?
Stranger: Have you ever been shot at?
You: Why have I never been shot at?
Stranger: Seen your brother killed in combat?
You: Why have I never seen my brother be killed in combat?
Stranger: Probably because you live in a nice neighborhood
You: Why do I live in a nice neighborhood?
Stranger: Because you've never gone to war
You: Why have I never gone to war?
Stranger: because your white
You: Why am I white?
Stranger: Because I'm doing it for you
You: Why are you doing it for me?
Stranger: because ur ancestors came from england
You: Why were my ancestors from England?
Stranger: Because I love my country
You: Why do you love your country?
Stranger: because they. Got bored of europe
You: Why did they get bored of Europe?
Stranger: Because it has given me everything in my life that is good and pure
Stranger: because europe is small
You: Why has it given you everything in your life that is good and pure?
You: And why is Europe small?
Stranger: Because other Marines before me gave their life so that you and me can live in this great nation
Stranger: Because geologically water has contained it into many clans and thus many countries in a small space
You: Why have other Marines before you given their lives so that you and I can live in this great nation?
Stranger: because their nation called on them
You: Why does geologically water contain it into many clans and thus many countries in a small space?
You: Why did their nation call on them?
Stranger: Because of the way our ancestors migrated
You: In what way did our ancestors migrate?
Stranger: because communism was spreading into vietnam
You: Why did Communism spread into Vietnam?
Stranger: They migrated from mesopatamia into the sahara, the mediterranean and africa
Stranger: Becbe
Stranger: because communism started in russia
You: Why did they migrate from Mesopotamia into the Sahara, the Mediterranean and Africa?
You: Why did Communism start in Russia?
Stranger: Because the ice age made them
You: Why did the Ice Age make them?
Stranger: because Stalin was an asshole
You: Why was Stalin an asshole?
Stranger: Because the Lord willed it so
You: Why did the Lord willed it so?
Stranger: because karls marx was misunderstood
You: Why was Karls Marx misunderstood?
Stranger: I do not know the Lords will, only He knows his plan
You: Why does he only know his plan?
Stranger: Because his book was used wrong
Stranger: because He is holy and all knowing
You: Why was his book used wrong?
You: Why is he Holy and all knowing?
Stranger: Because Stalin wanted money, power
You: Why did Stalin want money and power?
Stranger: because the Lord is the Lord
You: Why is the Lord the Lord?
Stranger: Because he was probably treated bad as a kid
Stranger: Because the Holy Bible says so
You: Why was he probably treated bad as a kid?
You: Why does the Holy Bible say so?
Stranger: because his father drank to much vodka
You: Why did his father drink too much vodka?
Stranger: Because russians drink
You: Why do Russians drink?
Stranger: because its cold
You: Why is it cold?
Stranger: And because the apostles wrote the Bible so
You: Why did the apostles write the Bible so?
Stranger: Because there is an absence of heat
You: Why is there an absence of heat?
Stranger: because they saw the miracles of the Lord and jc
Stranger: Because the sun doesn't shine in russia
You: Why did they see the miracles of the Lord and JC?
You: Why doesn't the Sun shine in Russia?
Stranger: because they were in the right place at the right time
You: Why were they in the right place at the right time?
Stranger: Because of its geological position and the axis tilt of the planet
Stranger: because luck was on their side
You: Why does the geological position and the axis tilt the planet?
You: Why was luck on their side?
Stranger: Because that is how the suns gravitational pull affects the planet
Stranger: because they had their lucky rabbit foot
You: Why does the Sun's gravitational pull affect the planet?
You: Why did they have their lucky rabbit foot?
Stranger: Because of the postion of earth in the solar system
Stranger: because they were bored
You: Why is it because of the position of the Earth in the solar system?
You: Why were they bored?
Stranger: Because they were sitting on omegle like me making half this shit up
Stranger: You win
Stranger: My head hurts haha
You: VICTORY!!!! 8D