09 January, 2011

Mmm

Stranger: hey
You: Hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 16/F/LA
Stranger: 17 m norway
Stranger: horny?
You: Ja! :D
Stranger: Want to rate a pic of my dick?
You: Can I ask you a question first? :D
Stranger: And are you norwegian or do you know yes (ja) no(nei) ?
Stranger: yes you can
You: Have you ever drunk cow blood before? :3 (I know some German and Ja is yes in German also.)
Stranger: Nope I haven't
Stranger: want to rate it?
You: D: Aww. That's too bad. You have to try cow blood some time! :3 What about pig feces?
Stranger: Nope, i've eaten sheep eyes though
You: Only pussies ear sheep eyes. xD What about the intestine of a bull?
You: I have a fetish of eating unusual parts of animals... Some in humans too, but that's not safe to talk about! xD
Stranger: haha
Stranger: no i havent eaten that either
You: It's delicious!
Stranger: I guess, hah
You: And the blood stains your teeth, making a very unique shade of red. :D
Stranger: so does paint
Stranger: heh
You: Paint isn't as good. I've tried it plenty of times.
You: Cow blood does the trick. :D
You: I drink it every month during sacrifice, so it's a pretty shade of red now. :3
Stranger: sounds like
Stranger: no nvm
You: o: Sounds like what?
You: I moved to LA from Romania. :D
Stranger: Sounds like something they would do in satanistic groups
You: o:
You: Yep! :D
You: The upsidedown star? :D It's on my forehead. My family thought blue would be an adorable color, so it's blue, not red. ^^
You: It looks quite beautiful, to be honest. o:
Stranger: lol
Stranger: trololololo
You: Huh?
You: That's the Russian thing, right? :D
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