Chris!

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Christopher! :D How are you, man?
Stranger: fine thanks,
You: That's great! :D So how are the kids?
Stranger: im 15
You: But how are the kids? D: Have they gone back to school?
Stranger: i have not kids
You: But you did last time I saw you! D:
Stranger: what?
Stranger: xD
You: When you visited last fall, you and the kids came over for bobsledding. :D Remember?
Stranger: no i not remember
Stranger: very nice knowing
Stranger: xD
You: Well, you were out of sugar to make truffles, so you and your wife came over for a cup, so I asked you if you wanted to go bobsledding. You were a bit confused by my question, then I assured you that there would be free food, so you came... :D
Stranger: im not man
Stranger: xD
You: Neither was you wife... Anyways, don't you remember me, Chris? D: We went to college together! Dx
Stranger: xD
Stranger: lol