Noob Encounter

Stranger: asl??//
You: ...Why?
Stranger: jst 4 frmlty
You: Vowels exist for a reason.
Stranger: r u gay or lasbian
You: Are you stupid or mentally ill?
Stranger: m jst askng ur sex
Stranger: m or f
You: I take it that you're just stupid... F
Stranger: k f9
Stranger: age
You: 21...
You: USE THIS ➜ ?
Stranger: wht is ths
You: It is a question mark... It is used in questions...
Stranger: frm where
You: The English language...
You: The thing you're failing at...
Stranger: sex chat
You: Buy a real prostitute and get the fuck off my Omegle... Omegle is not a sex chat, you filthy bastard.
Stranger: u bich mind ur yng
You: ... WHAT?
You: DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?
You: ¿HABLAS ESPANOL?
Stranger: ny wy jst tell me wht is ial sex
You: Speak English and I will tell you. If you're so stupid you can't even properly write a sentence, then you belong in a dumpster or North Korea...
Stranger: can u tell me wht is oral sex
You: Almost there, buddy! I'm proud of you, and please don't give up! Just a few more steps. Try the Shift Key. It is two keys above the Space Bar, and to the far left.
Stranger: wht hapn????????
Stranger: wht is ths
m askng oral sex
You: You know that "A" that you used in the word "Asking"? Use that A more often. :D Try again, friend.
Stranger: I M ASKING WH IS ORAL SEX
You: Calm down buddy... Clearly you can't communicate... I will ask you if this is what you said and you're going to answer Y for yes and N for no... Ready?
You: Did you mean, "I'm asking what is oral sex."?
Stranger: ya
You: Alright then... Now that that's cleared, I'll tell you...
Stranger: k tell
You: http://tinyurl.com/yf79zk7
You: Go to that URL.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.