Fabulous, right?

Stranger: looking for a gaay male for help
You: Hey ;o
You: Why help?
You: I'm like, soooo fabulous at giving help, hun.
Stranger: well i just turn 17 and i dont know if i like guys, every time i with a guy i always feel good so i dont know
You: Well, hun, let me tell you what I think. I think that it's like so fabulous that you're joining the rainbow side, but like, are you sure you like, want in their pants? Personally, I like adore the feel of their strong chest, but boobs are also way fabulous~ Like my clothes for example. Faaabulouuuuus~
Stranger: idk what i want
You: Like, maybe you are like totally on the border. That's like me. It's the best of both worlds, hun. Hannah Montana taught me that. She's so fabulous. Don't you agree?
Stranger: sure you have webcam maybe i can watch you play with yourself and see how i feel about it
You: Like, slow down there, hun. We like totally met and stuff. ;o I'm like totally taken too, hun. A faaaabulous woman, actually. :D She's like so lesbian over me, despite the fact that I'm a guy.
Stranger: come on
You: ;o Slow down, hun. Go get some water, drink a bit. :D You like totally need to calm down and live the good life of not giving a shit. Play some games, look at boobs. You gotta fly with the wind. You know what I'm sayin' right? Some Justin Bieber song, I think.
You: YOU GOTAAA FLYYYYYY WITH THE WIIIIIND~
You: It's so fabulous, isn't it, hun?
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