That's not a Pokemon either!

Stranger: Hey!..lesbian here looking to trade pics ;)
You: :o
You: Hmm... I'll trade you my photo of a Squirtle for your Charmander photos. :D
Stranger: ;) not the same type
You: They aren't the same type. One is fire and the other is water.
You: Squirtle is a water Pokemon and Charmander is the fire Pokemon. :D
Stranger: ohh ;) well which one gets the tits
You: Tits? I thought we were talking about Pokemon. D:<
Stranger: :( sorry to disapoint
You: Dude, I'm only interested in trading my Squirtle pictures for pictures of Charmanders. >:c
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