Clever ruse, ol' chap!

Stranger: sup faggot
You: How did you know I was a bunch of sticks? D=
Stranger: ohhhhhh
Stranger: like british ciggarettes
Stranger: or whatever
You: No. LIKE A BUNCH OF STICKS!
Stranger: sure
Stranger: the british are funny
Stranger: like that
You: I'm not British! I'm ENGLISH! There's a major difference wot wot.
Stranger: um
Stranger: whats the difference?
Stranger: no scots and welsh?
You: B ≠ E, you dunce!
Stranger: um
Stranger: sure
Stranger: .
Stranger: but if youre english
You: Didn't you learn your alphabet, you bugger?
Stranger: wouldnt that put you under great britain
You: No, over Great Britain, since I can't live underground.
You: I'm not a mole!
Stranger: dude
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: thats my only response haha
You: How do I fuck myself, my good man?
Stranger: youre british
Stranger: get over it
You: "It"?
You: What is IT?
You: (It's it)
Stranger: youre british
Stranger: accept that face
Stranger: fact*
You: Fact? It might not be a fact! It might be a clever ruse!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.