24 January, 2010

EMM or EFF?

Stranger: im a15 yer old mael from denmark
You: Congrats
Stranger: thanks=)
You: Would you like an award?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: M/F
You: I present to you the "I'm a 15 year old from Denmark with horrible spelling" award!
Stranger: thanks
You: :D
You: Welcome to America.
Stranger: thanks but i´ve been ther befor
You: Welcome to Mexico.
You: :D
Stranger: thats not usa u know
You: Welcome to Denmark!
You: :DD
Stranger: Do you even know where it is
You: Welcome to McDonalds!
You: (Below Norway)
Stranger: hahahaha M/F
Stranger: yes
You: Welcome to Afghanistan! :D
You: I'm a MILF.
Stranger: nice wanner fuck then
You: No, it mean "My Idiot Life Fritos"
You: 15 year olds these days. :D
Stranger: yes but Milf is menny thinks
You: And I am a Grammar Nazi...
Stranger: okai sorry i have disleksia
You: BABY YOU CAN DRIVE MY CAR!
You: YES I'M GONNA BE A STAR!
You: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP, YEAAAHH!!!
Stranger: hahaha M/F
You: TELL ME THAT YOU'VE GOT EVERYTHING YOU WANT AND YOUR BIRD CAN SING!
You: BOY, YOU'RE GONNA CARRY THAT WEIGHT!
Stranger: my bird can´t
You: THERE'S A FOG UPON LA.
Stranger: Toxicity
You: I'VE GOT A WORD OR TWO.
You: TO SAY ABOUT THE THINGS THAT YOU DO. YOU'RE TELLING ALL THESE LIES ABOUT THE GOOD THINGS WE CAN'T HAVE WITHOUT CLOSING OUR EYES.
You: I'VE BEEN TOLD WHEN A BOY KISSES A GIRL, TAKES A TRIP AROUND THE WORLD
You: CLOSE YOUR EYES AND I'LL KISS YOU, TOMORROW I'LL MISS YOU, REMEMBER I'LL ALWAYS BE TRUE.
Stranger: a you a boy or a girl
You: -Guitar solo-
You: WHY DON'T WE IT IN THE ROAD?
You: *DO
You: NOONE WILL BE WATCHING US, WHY DON'T WE DO IT IN THE ROAD?
You: YOU SAY YOU WANT A REVOLUTION!
Stranger: : a you a boy or a girl
You: WELL, YOU SHOULD SEE POLYTHENE PAM!
Stranger: a you a boy or a girl
You: CLEEEEAAAN TANGERINE!
You: ANY TIME AT ALL! ANY TIME AT ALL! ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS CALL, AND I'LL BE THERE.
You: PICTURE YOURSELF IN A BOAT ON A RIVER WITH TANGERINE TREES AND MARMALADE SKIES!
Stranger: a you a boy or a girl
Stranger: anwser me
Stranger: pls
You: WE'RE SERGEANT PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND!
You: WE HOPE YOU HAVE ENJOYED THE SHOW!
You: WE'RE SORRY BUT IT'S TIME TO GO.
You: SERGEANT PEPPER'S LONELY, SERGEANT PEPPER'S LONELY, SERGEANT PEPPER'S LONELY, SERGEANT PEPPER'S LONELY HEART CLUB BAND!
You: WE'RE SORRY BUT IT'S TIME TO GO.
You: SERGEANT PEPPER'S LONELY, SERGEANT PEPPER'S LONELY, SERGEANT PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTTTS!
Stranger: ses
You: CLLUUUUB
You: BAAAAANDD!
You: WHOO!
You: PENNY LANE!
You: IS IN MY EYES! AND IN MY EARS!
Stranger: in penny lane ther is a barber schoop
You: (o 3o) I TOLD YOU ABOUT STRAWBERRY FIELDS.
You: THE PLACE WHERE NOTHING IS REAL.
You: WHERE EVERYTHING GROWS.
You: I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE WALRUS AND ME, MAN.
You: THE WALRUS WAS PAUL.
You: LOOKING THROUGH A GLASS ONION.
You: OH YEAH!
You: OHHHH YEAH!
You: LOOKING THROUGH A GLASS ONION.
You: ...M
Stranger: tak for i aften!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: HELP!
You: I NEED SOMEBODY!
You: HELP!
You: NOT JUST ANYBODY!
You: HELPP!!!
You: When I was younger so much younger than today.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

2 comments:

  1. It's not "CLEAN" Tangerine, Bleu! XDDD
    IT'S CREAM! The whole song is about food.

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  2. Well, that's what it sounds like! xD

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