Ur?

Stranger: hi
You: Did it take 20 seconds to really say hi? o-o
Stranger: ya
You: YOU'RE TOO SLOOOOOW
Stranger: not 20.. less than that
Stranger: no i am fast
You: That's what he said
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Earth
Stranger: me too
Stranger: good na
You: NA?
Stranger: helllllooooo
Stranger: nothing its the style in india
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Na na na naaaa, hey hey hey, goodbyeeee
You: :D SING ALONG!
Stranger: asl?
You: Is that a question? D8<
Stranger: that means, can u tell me ur asl???
You: My asl... I have AT&T hyperspeed DSL.
Stranger: ur age sex and location
You: What about it?
You: What's "ur"? o-o
Stranger: 21 m
Stranger: your
You: Twenty one meters!?
Stranger: fuck u bitch, u dumb ass.....
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