You: ARE YOU READY TO PLAY?!
Stranger: YES
You: GREAT!! You will be given three questions from our live audience of 200. You may answer in any way imaginable!
Stranger: COOL :)
Stranger: ok now what
You: Now then, in popular culture, the phrase "That's what she said" is commonly used in annoying jokes. WHAT. DID. SHE. SAY?
Stranger: uhh..
Stranger: um she said hi
You: GREAT ANSWER! Now then, in the mid-2009 movie, "Star Trek", WHAT. DID. SCOTTY. DO?
Stranger: I DONT KNOW OKAY, IM SO STUPID!
Stranger: he pissed on scooby doo
Stranger: :)
You: WRONG! Next question!
Stranger: uhh i bet you dont know urself :)
You: WHO MADE THE INTERNET?
Stranger: GOD!
You: Al Gore
Stranger: um no
Stranger: it was god
Stranger: god made al gore and al gore made the internet but it was originally by god so shame
You: CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE THE BRAIN CAPACITY OF A BANANA! Thanks for playing, we'll see you again on Tuesday night for Taco Tuesday!!!
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