23 January, 2010

I only 7 years old

Stranger: hi:D
Stranger: asl?
You: He.
You: I can speak english.
You: can you speak english?
You: Because i can/
Stranger: of course. i'm english
Stranger: asl?
You: 7/m/Aussie
Stranger: okay, boy
Stranger: do you have any sister?
You: what?
You: I'm not a boy, I'm a young adult.
Stranger: okay, bro
You: I'm 8 in 2 months.
Stranger: wow i can't wait for your b'day! haha
Stranger: do you have any s
Stranger: do you have any sister?
You: I'll invite you.
You: Yeah. My sister is a pile of poo.
Stranger: thankyou
You: I don't like her.
Stranger: wew how old is she?
You: she's 4.
Stranger: do you have any OLDER sister hm?
You: no why?
Stranger: yea i jst wanna making love with some random girl
You: what does making love mean?
You: I'll be back soon. I am going to ask my mummy what making love means.
Stranger: okay;)
You: My mummy wants to talk to you.
Stranger: sure.
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi.
You: I don't know what site my son is on, but I want to know what you were talking to him about.
Stranger: i jst tell him about making love
You: WHAT!
You: He's only 7 years old!
You: How dare you!
Stranger: i'm sorry. ithough he
Stranger: i'm sorry. ithough he lied about his old
Stranger: sorry
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